Muddlecombe Fair

Tom Pearce, Tom Pearce, lend me your gray mare
Us likes nuancing, not black and white, where we'm from;
For us wants to go to Muddlecombe Fair
With Tina Beattie, Ma Pepsi,
Jon Cruddas, Cliff Longley,
Cherie Blair, Greg Pope,
Old Uncle Vince Wobbly and all,
Old Uncle Vince Wobbly and all.