Monday, May 19, 2014

Blarrrt! Blarrrt!

Inspired by that worthy successor of Bach and Mozart, Mr P. Inwood, and his wonderful  Alleluia ch -ch, I have composed the following so that liturgical dancers, after their terpsichorean exertions, can give praise with their armpits as well as the rest of their persons:

We have danced before the Lord (Blarrrt! Blarrrt!)
We have danced before the Lord (Blarrrt! Blarrrt!)
We have danced before the Lord
While you listened to His Word
 We have danced before the Lord (Blarrrt! Blarrrt!)
(Blarrrt! Blarrrt!)

Note: The (Blarrrt! Blarrrt!) sound can be produced easily by perspiring liturgical dancers, simply by placing the hands under the opposite armpits and sharply raising and lowering the elbows.


2 comments:

Richard Collins said...

Surely, after the "blarrrt, blarrrt" bit there should be a few "ch, cha's" Chris?

Left-footer said...

Thank you, Richard. I am working on it, but inspiration is a little slow today!