Sunday, December 12, 2021

THE RAVEN BY EDGAR ALLEN POE, A PRETENTIOUS POEM I HAVE LOATHED FROM CHILDHOOD 

 "Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

 By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven ,

 Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—

 Tell mewhat thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”

            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”      


MY REPLY

 

So I answered, “Smith and Wesson will soon teach you such a lesson

As will  permanently dissuade you from your pecking at my door!”

Checked it loaded and quite ready and so aimed it true and steady

Squeezed the trigger. Bones, blood, feathers tumbled to my chamber floor.

“Bugger off!” I cried, “Dull avian, you’re a pestilential bore!”

But the raven spoke no more.

 

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