Stalin Joke No 4

Early on a beautiful summer morning Stalin gets out of bed, goes to the window, and draws the curtains back.

The Sun is shining, and, to Stalin's surprise, says, "Good morning, Comrade Stalin."

"Good morning," replies Stalin, wondering about the strength and quality of the previous night's vodka.

In the afternoon, taking a break from his work, Stalin goes into the garden. The Sun again greets him, "Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin, Great Teacher!"

"Good afternoon, and thank you," replies Stalin.

In the evening, at the end of a glorious day, Stalin is again in the garden and looks up at the setting Sun. "Good evening, he says, tentatively.

"Sod off, you stupid commie bastard!" replies the Sun.

"Why are you so rude now, when you were so polite before?" asks Stalin.

"Ha! Ha! I'm in the West now."