Saturday, December 18, 2010

Torquemada Shrooms released - New Twist in Glastonbury Mystery

Shrooms, arrested on a charge of murder and hate crime after he apparently ran over Smirk, a local preacher, with his steam-roller, has been released without charge, according to a Somerset police spokesman.

This follows forensic tests on the remains found outside Smirk's flat, which proved to be from a huge roast pig.

Shrooms's daughter, Muriel, who allegedly recently took out a very large life assurance policy on the missing Smirk, is helping police with their inquiries.

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