Picture it: the valley of Elah and the two opposing armies, of the Israelites and of the Philistines. Between them stand the two champions, David and Goliath. There is a hush, punctuated only by the the cries of the waiting vultures.
David steps forward. He throws his sling and stones to the ground and speaks.
"I had it in mind to say, 'This day the LORD will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you down, and cut off your head; and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel, and that all this assembly may know that God saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is God’s, and he will give you into our hand.'"
A vulture sharpens its beak.
"Come on, I thought, this is no way to resolve diversity between two cultures. I have an idea that each of us, Philistine and Israelite, has spiritual riches to share with the other.
"Let's talk about this. I can see that you are hurting. Your body-language tells me that. I propose that we sit down together, share a flask of wine, speak openly of our perceived differences, and resolve them.
"Then, if you wish, I can personally arrange for your circumcision. We will set up a commission for inter-faith dialogue, make a covenant of brotherhood, and our two peace-loving peoples will live peaceably together as the multicultural Nation of Phisrael."
The waiting jackals look bored and begin to fight amongst themselves.
And Goliath spake.
"%$#$%&!" he roared. And he smote David and laid him low. And the army of the Philistines slew the army of the Israelites, their women, their children, old and young, until there was none left."
And how do you feel about that, Best-Beloved?
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I practice diversity on a regular basis--I eat chicken, fish, pork and beef, I drink tea, soda, beer whine and distilled spirits, and most importantly, my Revolver is by Heritage Arms Co., my Shotgun by Mossberg Co., my Pistol is by Hi Point Mfg. Co., My scope sighter rifle is by Marlin Arms Co., my Carbine is by Hi Point (I need to diversify that) and in Nov I pick up a new rifle by Saiga Arms.
I love diversity.
Phisrael? That made me laugh out loud.
Excellent as always, Chris. I read on a blog recently that the Philistines are the modernists and the Israelites traditionalists.
I reckon that David must be a blogger!
God bless.
ignorant redneck - Hmm. You are clearly rather Americo-centric in your choice of firearms. You might consider an Ouzi and a Kalashnikow :-)
Adrienne - Thank you!
Richard - I think a lot of Catholic bloggers are heroic Davids, and will win, eventually.
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