Wishful Thinking

The Infernal Dining Room, Bugged

The lords of Pandemonium, when at dinner
Have choice of every kind of deadly sinner.
Who knows what most delights their debased palate,
The bloody tyrant, or perverted prelate?

Said Satan seated at the nightly feast,
"I'll have the Pope, Beelzy, you the Priest."
Beelzebub replied, with face downcast,
"You get the heretic, I the pederast."

From Belial, "Think how Bodily Resurrection
"Will so enhance our great House of Correction.
The shrieking soul, with cringing flesh complete,
Basted, crisped, quivering on a piping plate."

For me, he will always be:

George Boregoglio

A Truly Modern Moment

Ms Goodthinkful: Here, Tamsin and Jared, you better go out and buy some more balloons and teddy bears.

Jared: Oh no! What now?

Ms Goodthinkful: Someone has just nuked Paris. There's nothing left.

Tamsin: And just when we thought we had closure after Bristol! I thought we were moving on, but here we go again [sighs].

Jared: We'll go straight round to the French Embassy when we've bought them.

Ms Goodthinkful: And don't forget the selfies!

Can You Spot the Difference, Frankie?

Pay attention now Frankie!

The first picture is Luther. He is inedible.

This is a picture of a pig, The pig is edible.

That's the difference.

Now you can go back to insulting Catholics.