Ms Goodthinkful: Here, Tamsin and Jared, you better go out and buy some more balloons and teddy bears.
Jared: Oh no! What now?
Ms Goodthinkful: Someone has just nuked Paris. There's nothing left.
Tamsin: And just when we thought we had closure after Bristol! I thought we were moving on, but here we go again [sighs].
Jared: We'll go straight round to the French Embassy when we've bought them.
Ms Goodthinkful: And don't forget the selfies!
Jason Arday “Found Dead”. Some Reflections Of The Unpleasant Sort.
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I just read the news here. It’s clear what has happened as the death has
been reported as “non-suspicious”. A clue: the death of Cleopatra was also
reporte...
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