Tuesday, July 5, 2011

In the Spirit of Saint Nicholas and Saint Augustine of Hippo

As Saint Augustine of Hippo said, "It is better to allow the birth of scandal, than to abandon the truth."

So let us, in a spirit of Charity and Muscular Catholicism, confront lies and liars, and (but only metaphorically) knock them down.

Richard Collins on Liturgical Music - a Recommended Read

Do please read this very sane post in an oasis of sanity.

http://linenonthehedgerow.blogspot.com/2011/07/its-definite-no-to-guitars-tibetan-nose.html?showComment=1309853583234#c3852075067984073474

A Glossary of Expressions Which Will Not be used, unless clearly ironically, on this blog

Prompted by Mundabor's excellent post - http://mundabor.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/on-the-matter-of-language/#comment-1984

big society - a cheap and empty slogan coined by cheapjack political mountebanks.

bigot - an ideologically-loaded and pejorative term, used to denote one who practices what he or she believes

bisexual - hermaphrodite, or heterosexual and homosexual by turns

caring - compassionate

C.E and B.C.E. - A.D. and B.C.


counsellor - often enough an unjudgmental saltimbanco, richly paid for not giving unwelcome advice

gay - an adjective meaning carefree, happy, light-hearted, but never to be used as a noun to mean homosexual

gender - a term from grammar. For living creatures, the word is sex.

lesbian - an unneccessary word. Homosexual already exists and, being derived from the Greek word for 'same', and not from the Latin word for 'man', can be applied indiscriminately to both sexes

homophobe, homophobic - a piece of linguistic illiteracy, and ideologically loaded. The correct expression is disapproving of homosexuality

hurt - used intransitively to mean feel pain or grief. An unnecessary illiteratism.

move on, moving on - an figurative expression of uncertain meaning coined, no doubt by cheapskate scribblers or "counsellors" to convey the idea of severance from past grief or guilt, as in "I hurt after my termination, but I had to move on."

open society - a somewhat dated expression meaning little more than the acceptance of whatever people feel like doing. A better word would be 'decadence'.

reformation - was nothing of the sort, but the promulgation and enforcement of heresy by an evil and heretical monarchy, supported by a new aristocracy greedy for monastic spoils. The correct term is 'so-called reformation'; "reformation" is acceptable, but uncapitalised and in inverted commas.


termination - used euphemistically to mean 'abortion'.

the great and the good - an oligarchy of the odious and overpaid

transgendered - hermaphrodite

transexual - heterosexual and homosexual by turns

I welcome further suggestions.

Monday, July 4, 2011

HOGWASH, ORDURE OF OXEN, ROUND OBJECTS, GÓWNO

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it", wrote Evelyn Beatrice Hall, not Voltaire, whose biographer she was. I'm heartily sick of hearing it spewed out by defenders of free speech.

Somewhere in Gulliver's Travels, the third book, I think, set in the land of Brobdignag, the giant king of that land remarks to Gulliver to the effect that a man has the right to his opinions, but if they be wrong, no right to publish them, just as a man may keep poisons in his closet, but may not "vend them abroad as cordials".

I heartily agree.

All that libertarian nonsese about fighting to the death to defend the rights of liars and perverters of the truth is just hogwash. Untramelled free speech is for those individuals or groups who have the power, prestige, influence, or money to make themselves heard. The rest of us are largely voiceless and reduced to 'custody of the ears and eyes'.

Free speech? Free for whom?

For the 'great and the good', irreligious idealists, the heirs of demented Marie Stopes, the bbc, newspapers, politicians, advertisers, manufacturers of contraceptives and their mouthpieces; for pharmaceutical companies,  anti-social and anti-family pressure groups, all, all of whom are engaged in attacking the moral structure of the family, of society, such as it is, and religion. They are not engaged in the noble pursuit of Truth, but in the advancement of their own foul agenda: the destruction of religion, morality, the family, the unborn, the untroubled innocence of childhood, the right of the old to proper care without fear of 'assisted dying', and the right of the rest of us to speak the truth.

Their mission is to bind us together, not by love, but by lust, idle curiosity, and greed.

Would I fight to the death for that? Damned if I would.

Be damned to them and to Marcuse and the rest of the Franfurt school, certainly!

A Question - Maybe a Cyber-Question

I have just read a foul comment, anonymous of course, endured by a fellow blogger.

Is there any way, internet-wise, of punching someone's lights out? Legally, of course.

Just asking.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

On the Obscurity of Human Perception

Pudor de la Putrefacció del Fetge, a long-forgotten Catalan dadaist poet of the 1920s wrote this haunting epigram on the obscurity of human perception in 1923.

Mentre jo era a casa del psiquiatre, el meu cul va caure. Vaig pensar que era gangrena,
Però ell em va dir que era el meu inseguretat fonamental.


While I was at the psychiatrist's, my posterior fell off. I thought it was gangrene,
But he told me it was my fundamental insecurity.


(My translation)

Brunhilde von Kartoffel zu Kohl: 1900-1937

Brunhilde von Kartoffel zu Kohl was an influential, though now little known, poetess of the Weimar Republic in Germany, and a strong influence on such unsurpassed geniuses as Brecht and Weill.

Her premature suicide deprived the world of a great and very individual talent which would surely have come to full flower in the 1960s.

Here she paints a tragic picture of German womanhood of the 1930s, crushed by male brutality and insensitivity.

Romanze in fünf Stufen

Als wir uns trafen, war ich die Treppe herunter
Und Sie nannten mich die Treppe hinunter Mädchen.
Ich übersprang in den Park,
Und für dich Ich war das Überspringen Mädchen
Später regnete es, und mein Haar war nass
Und Sie nannte mir die nassen Haare Mädchen.
Und dann haben wir zu Mittag gegessen, und Sie nannten mich die brattwurst Mädchen.
Auf der Straße trat ich in einigen Pferdemist
Und Sie nannten mich den Pferdemist Mädchen.

Romance in Five Stages

When we met, I was coming down the stairs
And you called me the downstairs girl.
I skipped in the park,
And for you I was the skipping girl.
Later it rained, and my hair was wet
And you called me the wet hair girl.
And then we had lunch and you called me the brattwurst girl.
In the street I stepped in some horse dung
And you called me the horse dung girl.

(My translation)

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Shane at L'Occulta - A Man With Whom I Find It Impossible to Disagree

Please read his latest, on multiculturalism - http://lxoa.wordpress.com/.

His is one of the best blogs around.

HEAR WHAT THE "pro-choicers" ARE OUT TO KILL

A child's untrained voice singing to the Infant Jesus among the millions of voices stifled before birth, but heard by God.

An old Polish Carol: a tiny piece of Heaven.

Well, perhaps the little performer has a cleft palate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcPzxWHIIt4

Oj Maluśki Maluśki - Not Quite The Carol I Promised

Earlier this year (I think, but my disorganisation is of epic proportions) I posted about a friend who sang a very beautiful carol which his grandmother has taught him 80 years ago. I promised to post the recording I made, but can't find it.


Here is a link to a very similar carol, and I think my friend's was a variant.


It is a lullaby, sung to the Infant Jesus, and full of sadness and premonition of the Sorrows to come.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_Qm8Yavwc

Or this version, sung by a child - perhaps the most sorrowful -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcPzxWHIIt4


and here  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAGIeiNR-4Q&feature=related


When I find my recording I shall post it.