Thursday, July 7, 2011

Down Nightmare Alley - Dr Caring Bung Bashes Bigots

Dr Caring Bung, M.P. for Gowno North, plans to introduce a bill into Parliament in the Autumn, making it an offence punishable with fines and imprisonment to use the terms Mr, Mrs, Miss, or Ms., which he describes as "tainted with bigotry".

Announcing his proposed draconian new measures at a press conference yesterday, Dr Bung said, *These terms of address are outdated, outmoded,  bigoted, divisive, non-inclusive, homophobic, bigoted, religiously orientated, sexist, and non-inclusive. They do not reflect the richness of the British cultural narrative. What is more, they are not inclusive.

"I intend that the new, all-inclusive, non gender/orientation-specific form of address shall be Genderperson, regardless of sex, sexual orientation, or so-called marital status. For titles, there will be Genderlardy, or Genderdamesir, to replace sir, dame, lord, lady, and, for so-called  professionals and clergy, Genderdoctor, Genderbishop, etc. etc.


"All so-called Catholic Clergy, regardless of status, shall be addressed as Genderpedophile or Genderpervert.

"It will be an offence punishable with imprisonment to use the expression 'pervert' in any other context."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is "Dr" inclusive?

Just asking...

Mundabor

Left-footer said...

It is inclusive, but (for Bung) neither assertively nor sufficiently outrageously so.

Bung is nothing if not assertive and outrageous. Have you forgotten his not entirely successful attempt to prove that Luther moonlighted as a drag-queen?