Perish the Thought!

In a very nasty mood, I have been entertaining the idea, or the idea has been entertaining me, of the disastrous election of a "liberal", heretical, and utterly unworthy Pope who, as he steps on to the balcony in St Peter's Square to greet the waiting crowds, is struck by lightning, and thus publicly, signally, and hygienically disposed of.

Uncharitable, unworthy thought, but just think of the good it would do!