If You Are.....

Anonymous,

A supporter of ACTA,

A placer of flowers on heathen altars,

Someone who thinks there are two sides to any moral question, other than the right and the wrong,

Fond of saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right.",

An unbeliever in Transubstantiation,

A smirking, hurting, permanent-waved, de-habited nun,

A lover of liturgical experiment,

Proud of being homosexual, lesbian, whatever,

Convinced that the words of the Son of God are of less weight (in such matters as divorce, Divine Justice, or Transubstantiation, to name only a few) than the opinions of politicians, journalists, Tina Beattie, Greg Pope, Basil Loftus, Grant Toilets or any other public pundit,

An idiot,

Then do not waste pixels and electricity commenting here. Instead, be so good as to spit up your left trouser leg and betake yourself to The Hermeneutic of Cool, Bishop Smirk's very own blog. He is so lonely, that there you can post comments to your heart's content.

Understood?