Words of Wisdom from Pope Jim

Words of Wisdom from Pope Jim

11th August 2024

1. It's all according, really - you've just got to make the best of it.

2. Don't be a moaning minnie - it won't get you very far (culled from Harold Wilson, the sage of somewhere).

3. It never rains but it pours, but keep smiling.

4. Keep your bloody stupid boring opinions to yourself. Nobody wants you to save them.

5. Is there any more ketchup? If the cap don't fit, change the size of your head.

6. Love is cool, so love as many people as you can as much and as often as possible.

7. Don't be a boring, rosary-counting coprophagite.

8. Make time to chill out!

9. You ain't seen nothing yet! I'm gonna give this so-called Church a real shake up with the help of our separated brother and sister bishops in the protestant churches.

10. Massacre of Christians in Milton Keynes? That's an internal matter for the British Government, innit?