Which Great Living Statesman Did Not Say This, But Might Well Have?

Well, look {little gasp} I mean I'm a Christian {extends hands forward, palms up} and I think - well what I want to say is - I mean - AIDS is a terrible problem, and let's face it {little gasp} it's a real, well, tragedy for Africa {little gasp} and for gays everywhere, and {extends hands forward, palms up} I know most Catholics are with me and my wife on this - I - well - you know - I think that condoms {little gasp} really are the answer.

Well, look {little gasp} I mean I'm a Christian {extends hands forward, palms up} and I think - well what I want to say is - I mean - unwanted pregnancy is a terrible problem, and let's face it {little gasp} it's a real, well, tragedy for Africa {little gasp} and for women everywhere, and {extends hands forward, palms up} I know most Catholics are with me and my wife on this - I - well - you know - I think that condoms abortion {little gasp} really is the answer.