B.C. and A.D.

Please note that:


the following terms b.c.e. and c.e. will never appear in these pages, unless ironically, sneeringly, or with obvious disapproval;


only B.C. and A.D. will be used;


we may protest against something, but we will never protest anything;


newspeak is never spoken or written here, unless ironically, sneeringly, or with obvious disapproval.


I am feeling particularly nasty today.