He's Coming! Look Busy!

I don't remember when or where I heard this, but I love it. It seems a very moral joke to me. It's best told with a Beano-style Italian accent.

The Pope is sitting reading in the Vatican when a Cardinal rushes in.

"Holiness!" he cries, "Eet's-a-happened! He's-a-coming!"

Pope: "Who's-a-coming?"

Cardinal: "He is. He's a-riding a donkey and He's here - in Roma! The Second Coming! Whadda we do? Whadda we do?"

Pope:  (shuffling documents) "Look-a busy!"